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1. Living or being close to a river.
2. a mesure in distance by how close you are to a river
Ottawa is river near to Quebec
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The 'river' that starts in the gap between your pecs and runs down the gap between your abs. People with defined chests will brag that water can flow down it, much like a river. Usually called a Nile River because of the Nile's overall straightness.
I've been workin' out so hard lately I'm gettin a Nile River
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The only possible way to describe the feeling one gets while your boyfriend eats you out with a Halls cherry flavored cough drop in his mouth.
(Her)Babe, she’s feeling a little weird right now… (Him) What do you mean? (Her) It’s a little tingly and cold down there, the cough drops are doing something… (Him) Can you describe it? (Her) It’s like a “tingly river” flowing through my body!
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When you cum inside of your girl, then she squirts it into your mouth.
I got a little too drunk and decided to eat the salty river after some good sex.
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the shitist drink in the world that tastes like shit and gives ppl diarria do not drinkm river rock it will give u rebola
river rock tastes like shit
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Take a can of Busch’s baked beans, specifically Busch’s beans, take the lid off the can and let It marinate in river water for exactly 15 minutes, if you have it in to short the beans don’t get enough river water in then and if you do it too long the beans simply float out of the can. After the 15 minutes you proceed to use the can of beans as a pocket pussy. If you are feeling bold instead of taking off the lid you can cut a hole in the top
“Hey bro what are you doing later”
“Nothing much just going to be porkin’ the river”
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when you meet great joy after passing general laziness or social anxiety
"through my very own effort of crossing the river, i got in touch with a stranger and in the end even recorded a quick song. the rest of my day was very light hearted. which means what i did was right."
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