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It's when your penis grows larger every time you lie to your wife or girlfriend after she asks, "Where have you been?"
The enlargement comes from the satisfaction of knowing you and your penis have been having fun without her.
After arriving home late from a night out with his buddies, Dan had to sleep on his side with his back to his wife, the entire night, after she angrily woke up and said, "Where have you been all night?" That way he could hide his Pinocchio Beef.
The subtle art of farting in your cupped hand and throwing it in someone's face.
"Dude, my nan totally pissed me off with her moaning last night so I gave her an epic beef fist"
Injection of your beef...(penis)
I'd say your mom is in need of a good beef injection
Using one's fingernails while wacking off. Causes the man-pole to bleed. Audie's brother invented it. Feels good.
Yesterday i had a boner all day so i went home and decided shredding the beef would be nice
I've been shredding the beef so much my penis is half the size it used to be.
when a woman stamps her labia majora on a person's forehead to claim dominance over them; the female version of tea bagging.
She like roast beefing her men to claim dominance on them.
When you shit your brains out, and your brain seeps onto the floor resulting in extreme pain.
Dude, I just anal beefed your mom last night!
a piece of poop, usually large in size and freshly dropped, that has a distinct beefy odor
Damn, dude. I walked in your bathroom and it smelled like someone went to the butchers, cooked off some beef nuggets and dropped them in your toilet.