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THE MOST EGGIC BRO EVER! don't mess jordan or you will get the fist of fury. CEO OF THE WORD EGGIC
Friend 1: who the new kid
Friend 2: it's JORDAN BRO, HE"S SO EGGIC
A bro who is currently in between residences for any reason and is crashing in you're pad and free loading off all your shit.
Trent: Hey Bro, if I blackout tonight can I crash on your couch?
Skyler: Nah man, my old college buddy lost his job and is being a huge hobo-bro at my pad right now.
North Scottsdale Bro. A typical douche bag with an expensive car bought by mommy and daddy. Doesn't have a job or go to school but does go to the gym daily. Only cares about looks and big boobs when it comes to North Scottsdale girls. While being uneducated, will still attend ASU parties just to get with drunk girls.
I'm never dating a NoSco bro again.
The act of a guy helping his friend get laid by asking a girl questions about him and then reporting her responses to him in secret.
The male version of "ho intel."
Alex gave Jack some serious bro intel when he told him that Katie was talking about him the other day.
adj. The act of being waaaay to reliant upon one's homies, constantly expecting them to kick down whatever they may have. Be it weed, a product from the place they work (Free shit from Burger King), anything they are eating, money to pay bills, etc.
"Dude, Mike is always broke but he gets kicked down food from Matt who works at McDonalds, Jim who grows his own bud and beers from Kevin @ the brewery."
"I know, he's totally too bro-dependent."
A "Captain Bro" is a term used for an Airline Pilot Captain who's super chill in the cockpit and out. He's layed back and enjoys a good craft beer a good time and never gets excited about anything. His co-pilots marvel at his airmenship skills and the amount of "fucks" he doesn't give. He uses the word "fuck or bro" like its a comma. When he's not ripping across the sky at 500mph he's a beach bum at heart. Hes fit, tan and just got back from 3 weeks in Tahiti. Don't leave him alone with your wife or gf because he'll hit on her and blame it on you. When he walks through the airport women want him and men want to be him. The airline industry desperately needs more "Captain Bros" bro!
Last night Captain Bro and I went out for drinks and next thing I knew we were at the titty bar slamming shots and double fisting beers. Today he said he thinks he lost his pinky ring messing around with that strippers C-section scar. I told him don't do it but he's a captain bro he doesn't give a FUCK!
Participating in non-sexual events with another dude that would be considered a date with a girl
Billy: Should I make reservations at the Cheesecake Factory tonight for our bro-date?
Bob: I was thinking we have a bro-date at the movies tonight. "He's Just Not That Into You" is playing!
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