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The nastiest sex attacked done by Stephen Colbert.
Stephen was doing a "Canada's history" to this lady in "The Beaver" magazine. But the magazine got filtered out by porn filters.
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A sexual act in which one partner dons moose antlers and then headbutts the other partner's rectum. If they miss the first time, they keep trying until one of the tines is solidly in place. Pure maple syrup is used as a lube. Both partners must alternate between making moose noises and singing "O, Canada!" After they have worked up a thick pulp of syrup and shit particles, they drain the resulting mixture into the Stanley Cup and share the delicious drink.
"Want a drink?"
"No, I'm still full from that Canada's History I had earlier."
"So that explains why you're not sitting down."
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a sex act so depraved it can't be described on TV -- not even basic cable! It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
It takes FOREVER to do Canada's history right. And you smell of syrup for days.
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A sexual act so depraved it cannot be explained on television but can be described in detail on UrbanDictonary.com
It involves a beaver pelt, musket balls, and a life like replica of William Shatner.
Hey bro, I cant believe I paid that hooker 50 bucks for a Canada's History!
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When a guy shaves off a girl's pubic hair and uses his semen to paste it on his face in the shape of a goatee.
OMG, watch this video of Canada's History. There's some crazy fur trading going on.
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Skull-fucking a moose skull with maple-syrup drenched penis and cumming into the Stanley Cup.
After watching Colbert tonight, I can't wait to get a hold of the Stanley Cup and perform Canada's history.
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Thepractice of anal sex, using maple syrup as lubricant.
after picking up the hooker from ontario, I paid extra to give her Canada's History
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