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When a homosexual male loves to eat carpets from Ikea, in an almost religious fashion
Person A "Wow, did you hear about Clum?
Person B "Yeah, it's so tragic, he's turned int a right carpet muncher other those Klara carpets from Ikea..."
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Humiliating saying of lesbian.
- That girl is awesome!
- Dude, she is carpet muncher!
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An extremely effeminate man. One that makes a carpet knight look tough
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You put a sock on your dick and a fuck a girl with lightning speed so you give her vagina carpet burn
Girl, Im gonna pull out that Carpet Burner on you tonight ;)
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the burn a gay man receives on his ass when they make intiment sexy time on the carpeted floor.
Joe: Hey rick, hows the ass carpet feelin'?
Rick: It burns...
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the geographical region of the room for any kid in the midst of the game "dont touch the ground its lava." the carpet lake is a piece of land (carpet) which you can touch without being "burned."
"When Zach jumped from the bunk bed, I had no choice but to find 5 seconds of safety at the carpet lake."
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a man who only has children of the female persuasion.
Justin is a capet farmer because his seed only grows women after a 16 year gestation period.
Thank god Dan is a carpet farmer, i can't wait for the next one to grow up.
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