A code name for hot Asian women.
You like Caramel girls? Screw that, I need some of that lemon chocolate.
Chocolate Feinstein is a person (usually a female) from Canada who has an over the top infatuation with all things chocolate, especially that of the milk or dark variety. Typically the Chocolate Feinstein has a difficult time eating said chocolate without getting it all over her face. Often shortened to simply “Feinstein”.
“Look at the Chocolate Feinstein fuck up that bag of chocolate chips!”
“Woah, the Chocolate Feinstein likes that a choco-lot!”
Someone who plays games on their phone while taking a dump in a public restroom.
Dude...I thought you had to take a shit?
I do, but all the stalls are filled with chocolate gamers.
When a man gets a hand job at the same time as he is pooping.
Ryan loves getting a chocolate lever before work.
The itty-bitty, ooey-gooey raisin-textured, smothered in milk chocolate, pellets that come out of the south end of a north-bound mouse.
Sam: "I can't wait to eat some yummy mouse chocolate in that old abandoned house!"
Frank: "Isn't that just poop?"
Sam: "Uh...no. Nope. Definitely not."
When two black men press their ass cheeks against each other, intentionally or not.
"Yo man, my homie suddenly pressed his ass against my ass yesterday. That was some sudden melting chocolate action."
chocolate kissed - when a white person says something creepy about your skin colour (mostly to black women from white men)
he said to me last night “are you saying that cuz your magic is evil or because of your beautiful black skin”
girl he chocolate kissed you