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1. The act of going out to purchase chocolate.
2. Moving with quick steps on alternative feet while in posession of chocolate.
3. The life of a person who thinks in chocolate and spends her life avoiding intimacy.
4. The emotional gauntlet we all go through at some point in our lives, eased by the consumption of chocolate.
The chocolate run..Dorothy Koomson.
When you Jizz on a black girl in a stripe like pattern.
Or shit on a white girl in a stripe like pattern.
Making them white and black much like the design of a zebra!
Dude I made that chick into a Chocolate Zebra last night!
When you’re eating ass and they fart into your mouth or farts on you
Guy one: I was eating this girls ass and she sprayed me with chocolate cologne
Guy two: That sucks ass
A black man who loves people from all over the world.
He doesn't hate anyone. He's international chocolate.
When you eat out another person's butt
guy 1: eww you gave that girl a chocolate malt?
guy 2: i wasnt expecting the chocolate, man!
Chocolate Choker: The act of draping an adornment of poo stick surprise around another persons neck during the throws of oral passion, creating a fecal necklace much like a pearl necklace only boasting a full bodied aroma…
Q: Dude, what the hell happened to you last night?
A: Bro, I blacked out after we drank all those Heinekens and Jager Bombs at the Royal, then on my way home I hooked up with this crazy toothless bitch from Railroad Ave. last night, as she sucked me off I dropped the duce and gave her a Chocolate Choker!
Ingredients
1 (1.4-oz.) package fat-free, sugar-free chocolate instant pudding mix
2 cups 1% low-fat milk
1/2 cup light sour cream
1 (8-oz.) container fat-free frozen whipped topping, thawed and divided
3/4 cup chocolate graham cracker crumbs (4 cracker sheets)
1 tablespoon freshly grated chocolate
Preparation
1. Whisk together first 3 ingredients in a bowl until blended and smooth. Fold in 1 1/2 cups whipped topping.
2. Spoon 1 Tbsp. crumbs into each of 6 (4-oz.) glasses, and top with 1/3 cup pudding mixture. Repeat layers with remaining crumbs and pudding mixture. Top each parfait evenly with remaining whipped topping and grated chocolate. Cover and chill at least 1 hour.
To defecate on any object or thing and to then cover in vomit.
whoa! check out that guy, he just left a chocolate parfait on the hood of his car!