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statement said after a person asks for the time from a watchless person
Man1: Do you have the time?
Man 2: (Looks at watchless wrist) Its skin-o-clock.
The speed alarm clock is taking a low dose Amphetamine or Ethylamphetamine an hour before waking up. You take 10mg of Ethylamphetamine powder premixed in water, juice, or soda at 6:30am when you wake up groggy, then go to bed, and wake up at 7:30am in the morning bright and energetic and confident. If you use Methiopropamine or something else that is milder, it would be speed jr alarm clock. If the Ethylamphetamine is Blue, it would be the Blue Speed alarm clock.
Tony: I woke up to the alarm at 6:30am all groggy and drank premixed 10mg Ethylamphetamine dissolved in soda I made from yesterday. Now I woke up all energetic and confident. Thanks speed alarm clock!
When a girl wakes up her man by sucking his dick.
"How was your birthday?"
"Awesome! Started by waking up to the Swedish Alarm Clock!"
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Hey, I need to talk to you about something. Let me know when you have a slice of clock pie.
the act of shoving a alarm clock up a baseball players anus, and when the alarm clock goes off, it will snooze.
The tournament hotel was crazy, i saw the cobras making the freshman do the Nolan’s alarm clock
The specific time in a day when someone wanks every day
gary- it's 4 o'clock, better go wank
george- what?
gary- it's wank o' clock