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Swedish Alarm Clock

When a girl wakes up her man by sucking his dick.

"How was your birthday?"
"Awesome! Started by waking up to the Swedish Alarm Clock!"

by downtownphxguy May 12, 2015

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slice of clock pie

a period of time

Hey, I need to talk to you about something. Let me know when you have a slice of clock pie.

by mamamm May 27, 2010


Bumfuck O' clock

An ungodly hour that one finds themselves awake at, but dont want to be.

Used as a mesurement of time between the hours of 4 - 6 am.

"I had to wake up at Bumfuck O' clock today to get to work"

"Whats this c@#t doing up at Bumfuck O' clock in the morning?"

by FoxyBrown92 November 4, 2017


skin-o-clock

statement said after a person asks for the time from a watchless person

Man1: Do you have the time?
Man 2: (Looks at watchless wrist) Its skin-o-clock.

by sweetnycandy July 21, 2011


Nolan’s alarm clock

the act of shoving a alarm clock up a baseball players anus, and when the alarm clock goes off, it will snooze.

The tournament hotel was crazy, i saw the cobras making the freshman do the Nolan’s alarm clock

by ya boy the average kid August 8, 2022


Colorado o' clock

9:33

It’s Colorado o' clock ! Time to jerk off!

by Memeicide November 25, 2021


wank o' clock

The specific time in a day when someone wanks every day

gary- it's 4 o'clock, better go wank
george- what?
gary- it's wank o' clock

by little b May 29, 2012