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A sex store that has a wide assortment of condom products that makes someone feel uncomfortable and another someone gets lost in…
“O I remember we parked near the King Condom!”
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A gay man who wants to have sexual intercourse with another man, notifying him by giving him a condom as a present. Especially, a flavored condom.
Ben "I got you something cool for your birthday."
Jeremy "Really dude? Thanks, what is it?"
Ben "A flavored condom"
Jeremy "NO BEN! I'm not gay, I will not have sex with you! I like women!"
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A condom which has been punctured by a needle in order to cause deliberate pregnancy. Frequently used by Hungarian and eastern European women who have sex with douchebags.
Al: I think that eastern European girl I fucked is pregnant.
Mike: Of course it is Al. You are so stupid, always on the phone that you did not realized she used Hungarian condoms on your dumb ass.
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The condom of gods, as they would say. The Mega Condom is a HUGE Condom made for HUGE cocks, bigger than 20 inches long and wide. It originated from Mount Olympus when Zeus accidentally mixed all the elements into a latex condom while having sex and thus created the legendary mega condom. The mega condom vibrates, has a cum-tank, and can warm while sex. Only obtainable through clearing WoW 100% and climbing Mount Olympus to obtain the legendary artifact.
"Man, did you hear about the legendary MEGA CONDOM?! IT'S FUCKING HUUUUUUUUGGGGEEEEEEEEE."
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Meaning:
Alpine MusicSafe Pro.
This is a pair of earpieces, that partially block out sound around you, so it remains audible, but not loud enough to be bad for your ears.
Emythology:
Sound Condoms obviously comes from Sound and Condom. Condoms preserve the fun and reduce the risk of what they're used for, which I'm not going to literally post here. Sound Condoms make sure you can still hear your music and enjoy it, but just reduce the chance of permanent hearing damage, just like normal condoms protect you from AIDS.
Guy1:
Aargh! That drumkit is LOUC, bro! Why don't you have hearing damage yet!?
Guy2:
I use Sound Condoms
Guy1:
Eh?
Guy2:
See? *shows the contents of his ears*
Guy1:
Ah. I get it.
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Someone Who pokes holes in comdoms
Mana And Techy are condom pokers
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A condom that vibrates.
An ad:
Now introducing the new and improved... SUPER CONDOM!!~~
They come with their own rechargable nuclear powered batteries, all you have to do is stick em up something with electricity!
There are more styles than ever, big, small and for those norwegian folk, SUPREMECY.
Now, ladies, beware of this condom as it will shake your pussy to death.
The new and improved SUPER CONDOM has amazing powers of vibration and will cause you to cum in much less time, and for all those pornstars, I hope you have fun..
Steelck Intense Orgasmic Vibrating Condom,
Release all your pleasures.
Girl: "Hey baby, wanna try out the new vibrating condoms? They seem amazing."
Boy: "Oh.. yes.. ooh lala.."
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