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When someone tries to light a cigarette, but since their hair has so many oils in the hairspray they use, their hair sets on fire.
Strictly translates to "Crown of Fire".
A: Damn, I need to take a smoke break real quick.
B: NO WAIT YOUR HAIRSPRAY-
A: What about it? *as they light the cigarette*
A's hair sets on fire
A: HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK
B: Take off the Corona el Fuego, dude, before it's too late!!
A: WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE LOOKIN STUPID, DO SOMETHING!
Social gathering in the times of the pandemic. Usually takes places at the nearest park. Attendees include: Covidiots, denialists and supporters of Cheeto face.
Guests of this event ignore social distances, share beverages, greasy bags of crisps and cancer sticks. Their anthem is: Baby Baby by Corona.
“Yo! I haven’t seen Donald in a long time. Last time he texted me was 14 days ago. He was going with Melania to a Corona party. Oh fcuk!”
“What’s all that noise? I can’t sleep. Another Corona party at the park. Call 911”.
Corona spray is the ULTIMATE weapon to end society.
You could even send it flying in a helicopter and you could end the lives of 5 million people! You never know. If you have the ashes of a politician who suffered from spontaneous human combustion, add corona beer, part of corona-Chan’s skin, and bat soup, you should have a very special and useful, corona spray.
Best Friend: Remember that moose who bullied you in middle school?
You: Yeah! I knocked some sense into them with this special Corona Spray.
Best Friend: Can I taste some? I don’t want to experience the apocalypse.
You: I mean....sure…?
Everything you eat is absolutely disgusting & every time you eat sharp pains go in your stomach. You’ll lose appetite, gain headaches, and shortness of breath.
Person 1: I think I’m losing taste in my food and it feel like someone stabbing my stomach
Person 2: you probably have corona-21 and need to get checked ASAP
A couple that’s only together because of the coronavirus. Whether it’s a hookup that got quarantined together, or a long-term couple whose relationship went south right before the pandemic, everyone knows they’re not meant to be.
“Yo, it’s super obvious that she was about to dump his ass, but then corona hit.”
“Yeah, they’re definitely a corona couple.”
The gradual flattening of the nose due to wearing face masks during the corona virus.
I look like a bad boxer with my Corona Nose.
When you cancel every single plan you have because you have to stay at home. A person may ‘corona’ themselves on purpose or they can be ‘corona-d’ involuntarily.
Erin: Is Annabel coming out?
Evey: No, shes been corona-d for 2 weeks.