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Milk.
Shazza, can you pick up a carton of cow squirt on your way home from work?
When someone of mass size is unable to breathe through their mouth due to excessive fat hanging (triple necks), so their body struggles to survive by allowing certain stretch marks to form into gills to absorb and intake oxygen
Tasha, stfu!!!! I can hear you wheezing through your cow gills all the way over here, you fat lard.
a male who has an impressive amount of game when it comes to talking to girls, the looks of the girls does not matter to this man, he will mack on them either way, as long as they have two legs and a pussy, the number of girls he has had sex with his higher then all his friends and he loves to tell his sex stories to his friends, despite their disgusted comments about the fat chicks that he usually gets with, on occasion he will find a pretty cute girl and hammer her too
dude your such an s-cow, i can't believe you did that girl last night
An amazing group of friends that sit together and know everyones private info. They are amazing and funny. Basically the best people you will ever meet.
Are you going to the movies with sisters and a cow?
yeah man
A girl who needs to find a man with no standards. She immediately alienates every woman she meets and believes that the best way to lure a guy is to wear her ankles as earrings.
Son : I met my old girlfriend Carol the other day.
Mother : that Skankie cow?
A certain phenomenon in the upper Midwest in which all food vanishes due to a HUGE cow, which takes up alot of space.
Damnit Space Cow! i knew you were hungry but did you have to eat ALL the food?!
the testicle of a calf, deep fried and tasting like a chicken nugget and or fried bologna
made by the owners of beef cattle (to be killed for meat) they cut the balls off of male calves so they do not produce testosterone and not be hostile toward the owners or toward other cattle.
aka rocky mountain oysters