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Craig Donald

Australian national and international line dancing champion in the following categories ;
Waltz, Swing, 2-step, solo & tandom.
After an early childhood specialising in jazz ballet and Latin erotic Craig realised his passion for mesmerising crowds with his lighting fast hoof control. Born in 1837 he has defied the laws of physics and has been known to create his own electricity similar to that of Nicola Teslas famous plasma coil from the static electricity surges or 2-steps performed at an amazing 18,000 steps per minute (spm)

Why is there a hole in the dance floor there? Oh it was just from Craig Donald here last week

by Electrical jesus April 27, 2024


Craig Mcgorry

The punniest teacher ever

Do you have Mr. Mcgorry?
Yes! He's so Punny!
So Craig Mcgorry you mean!

by Valdezinator December 22, 2020


Craig Matz

A failed attempt at flexing nuts; huge chochbag, small wiener.

Person A:Hey go find out how to shoot the pan in the backyard.
Person B: Hey quit being a Craig Matz

by Craig Matz August 5, 2021


craig-ified

you only know once it's too late

Oh no! You're going to get craig-ified!!

by ivebeencraigified June 27, 2022


Matthew Craig

A Matthew Craig is a funny dude who comes up with random catch phrases every year. For example, "Greasy Goblin", "Cowabunga", "Ganstalicious", and who would forget "My name is not Craig."

"You freaking Matthew Craig"
"Mathaniel Craigslist, you are one humerous being."

by SEANSKI223499 July 19, 2024


Craig Mills

Someone who is wrong about ska music.

That dude thought the Specials were using dubious sources for made-up words in their songs? He's a Craig Mills.

by MAdoubleT February 1, 2019


Jenny Craig

an American weight loss, weight management, and nutrition company. The company had more than 700 weight management centers in Australia, the United States, Canada, and New Zealand. The program combined individual weight management counseling with a menu of frozen meals and other foods which were distributed through its centers or shipped directly to clients. On May 4, 2023, the company announced that it was going out of business after 40 years.

On May 2, 2023, Jenny Craig announced to employees via email that the company will wind down operations, lay off all employees, and possibly switch to an e-commerce model. The company had been pursuing a sale for some time

by rdesgatrsygh May 26, 2023