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In golf, if you hit a putt and it goes around the entire circumfrence of the hole (the lip) but doesn't go in. All lip, no hole.
I thought that putt was going down, but it really was just a prom date.
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Having your parents drive you to mcdonalds
Mom can you drive me to my first date please.
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When two people decide to watch a movie or a tv show at the same time, while instant messaging. Usually requires a countdown to start so that both parties are watching the video at the exact same time and therefore comment on it as if they actually were together.
Person: "What did you do last night?"
Me: "My girlfriend couldn't go out, so her and I virtual dated to the new episode of How I met Your Mother."
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The occurance of a platonic couple being seen in public consuming cake.
No pussy, just cake.
a: Are Joanne and Albert together? I saw them in a restaurant eating dessert!
b: naw, they were probably just on a cake date.
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A term used when "Friends with Benefits" is just too long to say.*
*Best used in a military or pseudo-military atmosphere where an above average attractive male is paired with a below average looking female due to the lack of a sutiable pool of females for the male to pick from.
"Hey, I heard you and Jenny were going out?"
"Na, we're just Norwich Dating"
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the night you’ve been waiting for, for the longest time. one of the most magical nights of your life, one you will never forget. it’s the butterflies you get as you get the message that that are outside, it’s the feeling of flowers blooming in your chest as you drive in the car to the destination. it’s the little things that make the night magical like cute little conversations about tour futures and getting food together and talking about the other great places you want to go to together, it’s losing track of time with the person you want.
i’m going on my first date tonight and i can’t wait.
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This meeting between two parties typically follows any other date including the Zero date in order to determine compatibility with one another during a sleep related event.
During the Nap date, both parties agree to partake in a sleep act with one another for deciding if future dates should be planned.
The rules for a Nap date vary depending on the individuals involved however the function is meant to measure overall comfort, snoring, general touch, cuddle ability, blanket sharing, and proper hand placement.
"Hey. I haven't seen you with Joe lately. Aren't you two dating anymore?"
"No. We did the Nap date and I found out he snored and he had terrible blanket sharing capabilities."
"Oh I'm sorry you had to go through that. Good thing you caught it before the road trip date."
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