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get my tail docked

To take a dump after you've started "growing a tail." Some breeds of dogs have to get their tails docked - or cut off - at birth.

Needing to drop a deuce, Dinger said to his buddies, "Welp, I gotta go get my tail docked," and bow-legged it out of the room.

by ducksRpeople2 August 18, 2011

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Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock

A phrase that you say when someone is about to "DO IT."

"Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."

"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"

"I'll make sure of it dog!"

by Hmbsm21 May 19, 2009

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San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock)

When two dudes pink sock themselves, and one engulfs the other in a docking manner

Do you really love your lover, if you havent tried the San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock)?

by Chefychefchef February 9, 2020


friendship dock

When a man tries to steal his girlfriends friends immediately after they start dating.

Martha hated when Rodrigo was friendship docking by always wanting to hang out with her BFF.

by Sluggers March 27, 2018


Docked her in the dome

Hitting someone in the perfect spot where the temple is the weakest and the brain gets rocked

She was asking me why I got a midnight snack so I docked her in the dome.

by squidphish1024 May 2, 2020


Docked her in the dome

to hit someone in the head in the perfect spot right on the temple to make the brain rock

I docked her in the dome when she said I couldn't have a midnight snack

by squidphish1024 May 2, 2020


Ciggy dock

The very intimate and intense act of lightning a friend's cigarette with the end of your, already lit, cigarette. Akin to the sex act of docking

Friend 1: Hey, I don't have a lighter will you ciggy dock with me?
Friend 2: sure thing, homie!

by Z8GND5296 April 14, 2020