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Eric Clapton

Generally considered one of the greatest guitarists who ever walked the earth, and perhaps the greatest blues musician ever NOT born in America. For many years Clapton's work has been universally lauded by musicians and music fans as some of the best of its kind. Though as younger audiences have recently taken to denigrating his musicianship, they'd do well to note that the popular assessment of him is based mostly on the following:

1. His work with Derek and the Dominos
2. The Bluesbreakers
3. Cream
4. All his live performances
5. All other studio works (Blind Faith, The Yardbirds From the Cradle, ect.)

We'd probably all be saying Eric was the best guitarist ever if not for you-know-who.

"Wow, that Eric Clapton sure can play guitar. Too bad he's a complete sellout after the cellphone commercial."

"Yeah, I'll stick with Steve Vai. He might be tasteless and showy, but he doesn't prostitute himself. Not that anyone would pay to have sex with him, as he looks like a goblin, but you know."

by Ferdinandoftheblews March 12, 2010

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Erics Mom

A Large slutty woman with 27 penises that duplicate when bitten off, and she owes all her success to Brandon her Pimp

Erics mom is a bitch

by Razgriz-111 January 27, 2009

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Tim and Ericed

To take a funny concept or joke and lean on it until it loses all humor.

John told a killer joke on Monday but every time he told it after that he Tim and Ericed It by adding a long scene about swimming in sewage.

Man, they really Tim and Ericed that sketch with all the stupid close-ups on chicken wings.

by taking jokes too far sucks April 14, 2009

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Roommate Eric

A roommate named Eric who's super chill, always has a great family guy quote up his sleeve. He's either got a fake ID so you can get booze or is just chill and buys a handle of captain and lets you share it. He usually has a little weed, and lets you have some. Cleans up his shit and generally knows what's up.

Graig: Dude your roommate is totally chill man, we smoked out of a bong shaped like a spaceship and then we talked about boob shapes, good times.

Jacop:Yeah dude, he's a total roommate eric.

by Wetman Carruthers March 27, 2011

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Eric Roddle

The name of the political party which stands for equal animal rights and war protests.

I love animals! I want to be in eric roddle.

by Lizz Robbesloth May 1, 2009

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Eric Munoz

A funny gay guy who plays League of Legends with his small pean. gay as fuck and eats dick behind burger king and other fast food places but all in all is a great friend who everyone likes. commonly Mexican

woah that gay nigga is such an Eric Munoz...fuck that nigga

by FatCow69 May 9, 2020

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eric clapton

Clapton is the greatest Guitarist to Bless this sweet earth i see u guys writing about roger waters and thats pathetic that u would compare someone like him to clapton clapton is un doubtably the god of the guitar nobody compares and nobody competes

eric clapton played in bands such as the yardbirds, cream, derek and the dominoes, blind faith, john mayalls blues breakers and he also did solo work

by Collin Johnson April 14, 2006

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