The name a virgin ginger that gets angry about girls and always tries to hard but fails a lot also always gets friend zoned
I pulled an Edward Moody and didn't get any from my girl last night
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Similar to Edward Fortyhands, except two people have one hand each taped to the forty. Usually applicable to two males only.
Hey, me and Someone were playing Edward Faggothands last night and got multi kill in Halo.
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That lad thinks he knows a lot about horse-racing! Yeah he's some Edward Moylan.
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UK slang for retarded or someone with extreme STDโs
Yo, you look like Edward Conrad
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Mark Edwards.
A snake, two faced, has the morals of a dead squirrel.
Likes to back stab and take his shit to the rat leader.
I'm a genuine person... not a Mark Edwards.
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Possibly the coolest person you will ever meet. With penises ranging from 8 to 12 inches they are real lady killers. They usually travel alone and are very territorial. 95% of all Ned-Edwards are republican due to their beliefs that Obama sucks a big penis.
Synonyms: Ned, Edward, Ed, Eddy, Ted, ect...
Typical Ned-Edward conversation:
Ned-Edward: sup girl wanna fuck?
Girl: let's do it!!
Did you hear about the new Ned-Edward at our school? Yeah, like every girl has fucked him ten times already!!
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The Edward Jonny is a sexual act in which a friend that does not particularly enjoy the company of the other friend, goes to that friends house and receives oral sex from his mother. Such variations include hooking up with said friends sister, and touching her butt.
"Yo dude I totally ran the Edward Jonny train on Rich yesterday. His mom drank my gizz like a champ."
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