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A Great loving person who never disappoints and accepts you for who you are<3 Honestly their humor can be weird but are genuinely such nice ppl, has a short temper sometimes and are short and ver protective, but have a soft spot for ppl they like<3 my favorite microwave rat boi<3
person 1: have you met Elijah?
person 2: yeah! hes very chaotic and accepted me when i came out as trans!
person 1: congrats!
hes a microwave rat :
Elijah is a sexy man who is a basketball hod and he can be toxic at times if u try and roast him he will go off and he will do anything to get in his crushes cheeks and just duck the shit out of them
Elijah: would u fuck me
Crush: of course daddy
Elijah is definitely the kind of guy you want to keep around. He usually has dark brown curly hair, and beautiful eyes. He keeps you hyped up no matter what and any girl (or guy) is lucky to have him. He usually hangs around an average height Blonde who is highly protective of him. After all he is the most precious thing in the world. And she’s definitely secretly crushing on him.
Randy: have you seen Elijah? He’s so nice bro.
Elijah is a superior person, Elijah is above all, Elijah gets unlimited bitches, Elijah is the guy to call when need, Elijah is just dat nigga
“Omg look its Elijah praise him”
The best friend ever, goes through hard times is depressed alot but still he'll be there in the end for you, funny skinny and cool.
An older brother figure who is a pedo to every other little child accept you. Must keep an eye on him otherwise he wont do his homework and/or will blow his brains out