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So far, I've been able to preserve my English virginity, but now that I'm going to jail, I'm getting a bit worried.
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Commonly known as a wanker, this tasty little treat like to associate itself with nice little boys, as currently it claims to be streaight, but underneath its as queer as elton john.
Man that guy's such a Mcfuckfin..
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1. brooke english
2. cunt, bitch, slut, ass, fuck
filling out survey:
Lindsay asks, "what name do you want me to use?"
Leigh responds, "Slut English, hahaha, BROOKE IS A SLUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT!!!!"
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I bunch of pussys diving around and faking injuiries
wayne rooney is a crappy English soccer player
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How the simple-minded brits misspell "bastardized english"
I am going to go on urban dictionary and mock all those superior americans for their incorrect spelling by spelling bastardised english incorrectly.
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Judge Judy's version of body language
Judge Judy is always watching your body english.
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bastardized english is a type of speech used by people who do poor imitations of Aussies. They take any word that has an "ite" or "ike" and make it sound Australian, and are left with a shitty sounding gay word. Only Daryn Jones from the TV show Buzz can do it and sound funny.
Right=Roight-gay,overused
Strike=Stroike-only funny when Daryn says it
Vagina=Vagoina-from the film BASEketball so its funny
Quite=Quoite-just not cool
Night=Noight-also quite gay
Bike=Boike-kind of interestingly homosexual
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