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A character from WB/UPN's "Roswell". is the sister of Max Evans, the leader of the "Royal Four" aliens who has a dreamwalking power. Used to date human Alex Whitman but died when alien Tess Harding murdered him. Hobbies include eating anything with Tabasco sauce on top, using her alien powers particularly her dreamwalking power.
Has a New York duplicate named "Lonnie" (nickname for Vilandra)
You: "Hey you know the chick who played Isabel Evans on "Roswell"? she's a hot doctor on Grey's Atonomy.
Me: "Yeah I know, plus she's in that comedy movie, "Knocked Up"
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A person with very little friends who’s head is very square and has a lot of sisters, also, Ross Evans is probaly a nonce who humps his pillow a lot.
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A character from WB/UPN's "Roswell". is the leader of the "Royal Four" aliens who has a healing power, which he used in the Pilot episode on his crush, the human Liz Parker. Dates human Liz Parker who affectionally calls him "Spaceboy". Hobbies include eating anything with Tabasco sauce on top, hanging out with Liz, biology & astronomy.
Has a New York duplicate named "Zan" (deceased)
You: "Hey, have you got the first season of "Roswell" ?"
Me: "Oh yes, I just loved that pilot episode where Max Evans used his alien powers healed Liz Parker! That is lurrvve!"
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A sandy evans is when a girl is giving a man a hand job and uses her snot as lubricant then pours sand on the male's penis and sucks it off.
I was hanging with this thott and she gave me a sandy evans.
I was at the beach with my girl and she gave me a sandy evans.
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The only true way to find a womans G-Spot.
The arching of two fingers in such a position that it cant possibly fail to find the G-Spot has become known as The Evans Claw since it was passed down from "Ice" A true hero to all men.
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A math turned history teacher with a sick haircut. He usually tends to play video games all night and is a major geek at times. He most likely will have a son named Will and a wife that is out of his league. All around though, he is the best teacher a student could ask for with a fine balance between learning and screwing around.
I wish all my teachers were like tyler evans. Tyler evans is just a great guy.
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Author of Rice Boy comics. Resides in North Carolina
www.rice-boy.com
I wish I could draw like Evan Dahm
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