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A man who, despite actually doing his job correctly by leading a fairly normal life, gets blamed by all forms of people for their problems without a good reason. However, this does not refer to a man who is actually evil, known as a criminal, or just an outright cake ass nigga. Often the target of radical feminists, despite not talking shit to begin with.
If an evil man is white, he often has ancestry from Russia or is muscular (ex. the man who wrote this). Refer to cake ass nigga for something closer to reality.
If an evil man is black, then donate money to him.
If an evil man is Asian, then it makes white people look like dogs. No evil in that, I'm sure.
If an evil man is Conservative, then you can bet he just wants a place to hide.
If an evil man is liberal, check evil for a closer understanding of his true nature...
If an evil man is blue, then he probably had a seizure.
If an evil man is a Spanish-speaker, remember that the taco was invented by a white man named Glen Bell.
If an evil man is a Mulatto, he will grow wings one day.
If an evil man lives in Africa and is native, he will find justice in truth.
If an evil man is a soldier, he knows that the sound of gunfire hides the violence of others' words.
If an evil man is a president (except Trump and Nixon), then he must be the noblest of souls.
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The most evil thing to have ever beet created, it pilages villages and violates small babies. Even stooping so low as to eat dirt from under a large lazy mans arse this thing will stop at nothing to cause as much havoc and spiteful acts as photocopierally possible.
Billy was walking along his street happily whistling a merry tune when he feels a cold chill across his neck, he glances over his shoulder catching a quick glance of something, he's unsure what. Billy shrugs his shoulders and continues on his merry way when the Evil Photocopier falls out of the sky squashing Billy flatter than a Two dollar hooker on the job
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Me in 7th grade
Back from camp...
"Um, honey...why do you have 'evil poptart' written all over your arms?"
"BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL POPTART"
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all of you cocksuckers will pay, you are the ones who are the balllickers, you just wait until the diabolical duo get their crime stopping hands on you, then you will be as sorry as an Iraqi camel herder! You Sudanese Tribesman will all pay for your bush bashing, i hope you die and burn in hell, aka Detroit!
Guy1:Oh man that axis of evil really sucks chimpanzee balls
Guy2:don't worry, here comes the diabolical duo!
Guy1: oh good, now we can go get some tasty smooth puddng
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Cruel leader of Elibian Nights, TEOism, and diety of all that is random noises.
Also, one hell of a Fe-Pairings-oh player. Kicked my arse, last time.
Also, Tohya kicked Sieg in tha nads. he must really be evil.
OMARGH! BVRILL! GWAR! BWAhAHAAR!
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Origin is hazy, but could possibly come from a small town in New York, most likely in the Upstate region. Legend has it that the first skateboarder in this town was an evil elf named Donovan. He would skate through the streets, yelling incoherent babble at teh school children. Such phrases as, "You're grounded!" and "Cow little chico fro" could sometimes be made out, but not often. Legend also has it that if Evil Donovan would also steal tater tots from unsupecting children.
Jim: Little Mikey wouldn't go to bed, so I told him if he didn't sleep, Evil Donovan would eat his tater tots.
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We be on it. Mess with one you get both. Scared our home. And made pee pants.
The evil twins only have one papa.
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