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a lap dance done by a dude, in most cases, a drunk dude dared to do so.
person 1: Dude, what happened last night.
person 2: You and Jim got epic drunk last night, one thing lead to another and you got a topless fap dance by Jim.
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You are not allowed to fap in February at all! Just like No Nut November, it's no Fap February!
If you fap, you lose!
Sam: Bro, it's no Fap February. I already lost...
Joe: I won't fap bro.
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Fap Master is someone who find good fap materials for other people based on what do they like.
Fap Master can you find something i can fap to tonight
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1. Telling your roommate you are going to take a nap, but then going in and jerking off instead.
D: Man I'm so tired right now, I gotta take a nap. <Closes door>
Q (roommate): Bull shit man I know you are just going to take a fap nap.
D: No dude I'm really tired fuck you!
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What happens when you're enjoying a nice fap to what you believe is a chick, but turns out to be a chick with a dick, resulting in a feeling of disgust and remorse.
Billy was enjoying some exotic Brazilian porn before he realized he had just been fap trapped about 3 minutes in.
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Ot is when you fap super fast so your dick sets on fire.
Look he is fapping
No, he fast fap
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A derogatory term equating the person at which it is directed to a napkin used to clean up splooge after a vigorous fapping session.
"God, I hate (insert name), he's such a Fap Napkin!"
"Damn it, (insert name), quit being such a Fap Napkin!"
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