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The farmer and the Indians is a joke.
There was this farmer who was checking on his cows and he came across this Indian with one feather on his head. And the farmer asked him whats that feather for? And the Indian said me fuck one squaw.
The farmer went on a little ways and saw another Indian with two feathers on his head and he asked him what are those feathers for? And the Indian said me fuck one squaw me fuck two squaw.
Then the farmer went on a little more and sees a Indian with feathers all over his head and the farmer asked him what are all those feathers for? And he said me fuck one squaw me fuck two squaw me fuck tree me fuck rock me fuck everything. And the farmer said oh my dear! The Indian said me no fuck deer deer run too fast.
Did you hear the one about the farmer and the Indians?
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from the dirt as in he is a dirt farmer.
That dirt farmer sure surfed good today.
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a variation of the "teabag," in which an individual get on his or her hands and knees behind a victim. Another individual runs, steps on the downed indviduals back, and jumps forward with their legs spread. As they do this, they yell, causing the victim to turn around in time to take crotch full on to the face. If done correctly, both the jumper and the victim fall to the ground. AKA: "The two man tandum teabag" Originated in Queen City, TX.
"Did you see Jim go off of Steve's back and flying Farmer Brown that guy!? He flew through the air with the greatest of DEEZ!"
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Tiny Farmer Jacob can be also known as a very tiny blonde boy. They are also usually midgets who make fun of other people because they think they’re the shit. Most of them have super high-pitched voices and don’t know when to shut up, most of the time they are tryhards.
Kellen: “Oh my god, Tiny Farmer Jacob is so annoying, he won’t stop talking. He’s still pretty cool tho I guess.”
Jackson: “I know right? Also I thought he was a blonde Raggedy Ann for a second.”
The sexual act of inserting an arm into a persons vagina or anus up to the shoulder.Much like a dairy farmer inspecting a cow.
I gave her the Dairy Farmer's Arm...
That girl was wild! I gave her the Double Dairy Farmer's Arm!
Common term used for both straight and homosexuals. Most commonly referenced as someone who enjoys anal intercourse but on the giving end.
Did you hear that the young man down the street is a log farmer?
You don't say?! I'd like him to harvest my logs sometime!
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Someone who sells you gold (illegally) in WOW or Diablo III. You give them Money and your password and then they transfer the gold to your account. A week later they hack back into your account and take all your stuff, and then sell it to the next poor sap, thus creating an infinite feedback loop.
People who have there account hacked usually previously bought gold from Chinese Gold Farmers.