Random
Source Code
Random
Rationalization Hamster - It is a creature that inhabits the female brain and helps them spin out rationalizations when they get into a predicament. When faced with a a dilemma, the female brain that houses the rationalization hamster, causes the hamster to start working by jumping on its wheel and running really hard. In the process it spins out a rationalization – an excuse, that absolves the woman of the blame and predicates it upon farcical self- justification.
Female - I know it is not his baby, but if I don't tell him that, it's not actually a lie. After all, I won't be hurting his feelings.
Guy - Wow! So you believe it's not a lie when you make him falsely believe that the child is his, and hide the fact that you lied to and cheated on him?
Female - It just happened like that. I was heavily drunk and was not thinking clearly. So it's not my fault, you see.
Guy - Damn, that female rationalization hamster must be working overtime!
82👍 4👎
A threesome with two girls and a guy, where one girl is siting on the guy's head, and the other girl is sitting on the guy's male parts . The girls are high-fiving over the guy to make the eiffel tower shape.
Anna and Wendy took me to a female Eiffel Tower last night! Dude, it was magical!
41👍 2👎
a weird horse girl. will most likely end up forever alone and will become a crazy cat lady but with horses instead of cats. is usually shy but can become louder when with close friends.
“omg that girl is such a Jayden (female)!”
4👍 14👎
Another term for the practise of edging whereby you are sexually stimulated until you are close to orgasm but you are not taken over. This keeps you aroused and can lead to a denial high if maintained over a longer period. Specifically this applies to women doing it.
Orgasm denial tends to be used when it's applied to longer periods and is often part of a dominant submissive relationship.
My libido was low so I tried some female orgasm denial instructions on edging.space and now I'm horny as fuck
29👍 2👎
This is a type of independent, free thinking type of woman. She is not ruled by emotions. She is ruled by her own intellect and her own wants. She isn't emotional and can tell the truth straight up so blunt and honestly without considering your feelings. She's about her own and earning her trust and loyalty is something you must do. She's cold like winter until you give her reason to be be warm.
I tried asking Jessica out last night, and she straight up told me she would rather stay home and spend time with her dog than be seen in public with me. That is a cold blooded female.
61👍 5👎
The female hanging fly will allow males that provide larger nuptial gifts to copulate longer, and in turn transfer more sperm, skewing paternity. Males providing insufficient gifts get flung off by the female before insemination is complete.
Anon: Dude, she's a female hanging fly. She’ll only mate with a male, when he brings her a caterpillar as food offering, the bigger the offering, the more time she’ll have intercourse with him. For insects it’s food for us it’s money.
Abak: You mean she is a gold digger!?
Anon: Hells yeah!
54👍 5👎
A legit psychopath who has done at least one of these things: barks at you, threatens you, has a criminal record, or is going through a mid-life crisis.
My female spanish teacher, Profe, finna throw me out of a ventana.
23👍 1👎