food cuckold

A person that is so hungry that he watches other people eating food. You are also considered a food cuckold if you watch a lot of mukbang.

African Guy: *stares at tourist eating food in front of them*
Tourist: Mmmm... so delicious! and you can't have one!
African Guy: *cries*
Tourist: You're a food cuckold.

Food complex

When one person has had a lack in food/nutrition so they always give other people food

Aaron has a food complex from living in the projects for so long so he’ll be taking us out

Food Radar

Food radar is someone that knows where every piece of food in everyone's house is at including

Koreansymbol is a food radar

foods ghost

fart, trump, ass gas, turd tornado

'Jeez, this room smells like its haunted by Foods Ghost'

Food Smug

Happy with your meal choice in a restaurant, principally because it is far better than that of someone else at your table. The opposite of Food Envy.

Your 'macrobiotic bowl' salad looks truly terrible, feeling pretty Food Smug with my order right now.

Pussy Food

Nonchalantness
Designer bags
Nail dates
Gangsta music
Hard shit
Rapport building

All these things are pussy food, shit that gets the panties wet

You aint get that bitch a bag or sum, nigga thass pussy food betta get that.

Oh she curvin you, shit, fallback, act nonchalant, thass pussyy food they like that.

You gotta talk to the bitch like u KNOW her already, thass pussy food

Play some lik durk ‘round da bitch, thass pussy food.

Drop the strap around her one time, thass pussy food.

Go get ya nails done wit the bitch, thass pussy food, let her see you take care ya shit.

food ninja

A person who sneakily steals other people's food when they're not looking.

They move with stealth and secrecy just like actual ninja's.

Nic: Hey, I'm sure I left some cake here a second ago?

Aimee: Henry probably food ninja'd it.

Both: Damn you food ninja!