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A play off the word "Big-foot". Someone who has a large enough schlong to use his penis as a unit of measurement in place of a foot (12 inches).
Man 1 (the Dick-Foot in this scenario): I'd say thats about four dicks long.
Man 2: You mean four feet...
Man 1: I meant what i said.
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Small dick
If somebody scares you, then you are considered one
"You got a little baby foot for not talking to that girl"
"Why did u get scared of the girl talking to you , you acting like a baby foot"
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A foot covered in twat slime and thus has the odour about it of twat
Daughter: "Mother, your foot smells rather fishy today"
Mother: "Yes, I'm suffering from a severe case of twat foot"
Albert: "My word Henry, you have extraordinarily bad twat foot today"
Henry: "Indeed, I was up twat footing all night with Gloria"
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A Foot Fetish is an erotic fondness for feet. There are parties which cater to this such as foot worship party london.
Worship the feet of 30 girls in 1 night at Europes hottest foot fetish party in REAL LIFE. www.footworshippartylondon.com
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When a roll of Fruit by the foot is inserted into a well lubricated orifice on the body. Then a small piece is pulled out to get it started, and from there someone uses only there mouth to eat the roll, all while the person containing the snack holds it in so it doesn't pop out until it's gone.
Many variations exist on this act.
Fruit by the Foot:
-"I fruit-by-the-footed my gf's pussy last night, and then she fruit-by-the-footed my ass this morning, using the same piece."
-"I've been fruit-by-the-footing my own ass for a couple days now with the same piece."
-"Lolwut."
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Nuclear retardation diesease where foot grows out of testi satchel
My uncle went to chernobyl and came back with a bad case of foot ball.
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When a callous (or calluses) on your foot get so big and yellow it looks like a buttery piece of popcorn.
Here a cheese grater go fix your popcorn foot problem.
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