a fucking retard who thinks licking forks is better than sticking them in the electrical socket.
Guy 1: So you lick forks, don't you?
Fork licker: Shut up spoon sucker.
A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.
I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.
A slang term in football meaning to take the ball to the goal posts.
I hope Marshawn Lynch is able to break free and potato that fork.
Small dildo that forks into two ends.
Man, Brodie has a dild fork in his top drawer.
Similar to a spoonful but with a fork. What are you stupid?
I ate a Forkful or cereal.
James ate a Forkful of his girlfriends awfull Macaroni.
When you are taught something but you learned nothing.
My life is a Steaming Fork
This just means that you have an IQ of a genius, have a massive penis, and you're an absolute lady's man
Buddy guy I had the best orgy last weak because ya know im an alberta fork lift operator, The woman just can't stay off me