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Freedom Flu:
A highly infectious disease carried by most Americans. Especially contagious to individuals outside of the US who have a prolonged stay within the US or overexposure to freedom. It can be as little as a few week before symptoms show or lay dormant for months before knowing.
Symptoms Include but not limited to:
Heavy Breathing, Weight Gain, Covering food in ranch dressing, cravings for all things fried or wanting to fry all things, urge to purchase a firearm, an itchy or muscle spasm in index fingers, beginning to understand and incorporate the imperial system, going to walmart just to have something to do, feeling the need to purchase a vehicle larger than your needs, increasingly growing opinions of the American Goverment System and more.
Bro what's wrong with him he got a mask on and everything? Well he been here for months now, talking about wanting to purchase a shotgun, buys ranch to take home, and is now writing programs using inches instead of millimeters.....I'm pretty sure he is getting the Freedom Flu.
To ejaculate in a spectacularly unprotected fashion into your special patriotic lady friend.
A: "Connolly, keep wrapping it."
B: "Wrapping it? What's that?"
A: "Ahh, Freedom Bust. Good form. Carry on, Marine."
A unit of measurement that is exactly 1,776 feet long.
The One World Trade Center is a patriotic 1,776 feet, or 1 freedom unit, tall.
After Jimmy blew off steam and emptied his clip, the sign was littered with freedom voids.
n. Freedom Moochers are individuals or groups that reap all of the benefits of freedom while neither participating in the preservation of such freedom noir contributing anything of substance or relevant options towards the perpetuation of said freedom.
Mostly amoral or morally subjective creatures they either abhor American Patriots and Patriotism or participate actively in “plastic patriotism” also known as “faking the funk”.
A closely linked cousins to the shitbag, a freedom moocher will have never served communities or country, and rely completely on the actions of others for their provision.
Antonym: Freedom Feelers
Freedom Moochers hate the military.
Freedom Moochers hate law enforcement.
Freedom moochers hate the 4th of July.
Freedom moochers prostitute themselves hoping for perestroika
Just turn on the news and you’ll hear multiple freedom moochers tell you everything wrong with anything related to freedom.
When an individual screams "freeeeedom" at the top of their lungs and then takes a pull from a bottle of hard a. Note: If done with anything other than liquor, it is considered just chugging.
Last night, Lauran and Nicole freedom pulled a bottle of Svedka until they finished it.
Consecutive Numerical digits which are also referred to as currency, money, etc. Which allow for one to have more buying power or freedom to purchase goods or necessities. In a world that requires money to live a to certain degree of freedom, depending on the amount of Freedom Points one has. -JAV93
I just got my Stimmy, yay! I have more freedom points! Now I can afford my own car 😁
-JAV93