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Legendary band from central Illinois. Playing Christian alternative rock they rule all of the farmlands!
Christian Bands are all blown away by Forgotten Freedom
Freedom Flu:
A highly infectious disease carried by most Americans. Especially contagious to individuals outside of the US who have a prolonged stay within the US or overexposure to freedom. It can be as little as a few week before symptoms show or lay dormant for months before knowing.
Symptoms Include but not limited to:
Heavy Breathing, Weight Gain, Covering food in ranch dressing, cravings for all things fried or wanting to fry all things, urge to purchase a firearm, an itchy or muscle spasm in index fingers, beginning to understand and incorporate the imperial system, going to walmart just to have something to do, feeling the need to purchase a vehicle larger than your needs, increasingly growing opinions of the American Goverment System and more.
Bro what's wrong with him he got a mask on and everything? Well he been here for months now, talking about wanting to purchase a shotgun, buys ranch to take home, and is now writing programs using inches instead of millimeters.....I'm pretty sure he is getting the Freedom Flu.
The B2 Bomber's angular structure resembles a triangle. Dorito Corn Chips are triangular. B2's deliver Freedom. Ergo: Freedom Dorito
It's all fun and games poking at the American's...right up until the Freedom Dorito arrives.
A unit of measurement that is exactly 1,776 feet long.
The One World Trade Center is a patriotic 1,776 feet, or 1 freedom unit, tall.
Top self weed that sets you free
You try sone of that top self freedom? Had me flying high as a motherfucker
The term for oil used by patriots of America. Often the center of minor conflicts, and is desired in increasingly large quantities by everyone.
“WE’RE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WE HEAR YOU HAVE SOME FREEDOM JUICE"
To ejaculate in a spectacularly unprotected fashion into your special patriotic lady friend.
A: "Connolly, keep wrapping it."
B: "Wrapping it? What's that?"
A: "Ahh, Freedom Bust. Good form. Carry on, Marine."