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A total bitch who comes along hogging your best friend and is really annoying. Your friend likes them but you despise of them. They act like they are all innocent but you know that they are evil deep down.
"Wtf why are they together"
"She's a friend stealer"
A homosexual male with a well groomed beard. Derived from the friends of Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz and a popular gay icon in Scotland.
"With a beard like that, he MUST be a Friend Of Timothy!"
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A filler friend is the one who is always walking behind the group when there's no room left or will often times be forgotten to be invited to events or gatherings. Usually ends up the designated driver when actually invited.
Jeff: "Hey man, that movie was badass!"
Eric: "Yeah dude, it was awesome!"
Tyler: "Oh.. you guys went to the movies last night?.." I'm so tired of being a filler friend..
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a. A "friend" that Jane uses to pleasure herself.
b. A commonly used nickname that Jane, and women alike,
use for their vibrator.
c. A device that Jane uses when dick is not around.
"Jane's friend is always there when she needs it."
Sally: "What is Jane going to do while her boyfriend is out of town for a whole month?!"
Mary: "Oh don't worry, I'm sure Jane's friend will keep her company."
"Every Jane needs a friend and every dick is a friend of Jane's."
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Trucker lingo for prostitutes.
Julian- "You need to quit pickin up hookers while you're drivin the rig. Youre gonna lose your license again."
Ray- "Theyre not hookers, buddy, theyre friends of the road."
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Like a best friend, but different. A friendship born out of the simple fact that it was meant to be. Just as we all have a select number of romantic soulmates, we also have a few friend soulmates walking around waiting for our lives to intersect. They will arrange secret meetings with you, but not in a "tea time" way. In an "anything fucking goes in our world cause we're bout that life" kind of way. You can have unlimited besties if you choose to live that way, but friend soulmates? Limited quantity. Treat that with respect. And bring Velvet Hot Chocolate as a pick me up to make sure this person knows you love them.
"Sarah is turning 21 today and I have to do make it count because we're friend soulmates."
"If you both love: laughing, talking, Audrey Hepburn, sass and class... you might be friend soulmates."
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What the stupid model calls Marinette. COME ON STOP FRIEND ZONING HER.
Idk I just wanna let you know wtf is wrong with Adrien agreste. sHouLd iNclUde tHe wOrD bEinG dEfinED. Just a friend
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