Full Release

When one masturbates, urinates and has a bowel movement in a row.

Hey, let me have a full release and a shower before you pick me up to go to Toronto.

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full arrest

Cardiac and respiratory arrest, when the heart goes into a non-life-sustaining rythm (flatline, V-fib) and you stop breathing.

Johnny: Roy, he's in full arrest!

Roy: Squad 51 to Rampart, patient is in full arrest!

(for those of you who remember the 70's show Emergency!)

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looking full

the PC way to say someone is looking a little overweight, fat, or plump.

jan is looking full in the facebook picture you tagged her in.

michael is looking full before and after meals.

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Full-assing

When you have so much shit to do, that you have no choice but to full-ass all day, even if it means no batin'.

Man, I was full-assing it all day, I didn't even have time to pull a houdini on your mom.

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Full nelly

When a guy puts a full nelson on a chick when she lays on her stomach and he gets leverage when she wants to be fucked hard.

He whispers to her: "...tell me what you want?"
She whispers back:"a full nelly."

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full pyramid

1:When you take a shit in a toilet (or in any other bowl type nick nack or patiwack), and the shit grows and grows into a monsterous pile of previous ontrays and proceeds to consume your testicals within it, turning your balls into a two-timer winston cruncher, not a plesent sight for the average capone. And for the structure it would be a pyramid as in the famous great pyramids of egypt and a tomb for many fantasies to come.

Terrintino: Hey Quinten! Come see this Full pyramid i just layed all over your quarter pound chicken club sandwiches!

Quinten:DAMIT TERRINTINO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONGE WITH YOU! whats next? are u going to pull a full pyromid over my bucket of fresh rodeo picked salad grapes?

Marcus: ya what next! the lobster bisque i just had for semi brunch in a two time tuesday?

Quinten: who the fuck are you?

terrintino: ya who are you...

Marcus:You never saw me ok *wink* *wink*

Quinten:........

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Full House

A show about a bunch of sick losers who all live together in a freakily clean house, that isn't big enough for 7 people but they cram them in anyway because they're family and they're trying to teach lessons about moral values. It obviously didn't work, just look at Mary Kate and Ashley Olson!

Kristen- Hey, can i come over to your house tonight?????
Danny (full house star dude)- Sure, you can come meet the other 6 loser creeps that all live in the same house as me.
Kristen- You're sick!!!!! I feel bad for your children!!!!!
Danny- Oh you should!!!!

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