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A very common event that leads to amazing all night long sex just to piss people named C7ysta1_b0w in the game of runescape off
OMFG WOW, Garys night in katie was amazing. they did it for hours while that kid watched. he got so pissed.
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A middle aged man, ordinarily wearing an earring, and driving a cab.... often times while giving head to teenage boys
a/k/a The hardest of hard money lenders.
I was driving home from work yesterday and i saw Gary the Pole Smoker with that small vietnamese boy again
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When you get a text from a random number.
*gets text from random number asking for a new roof*
you: MY NAME IS NOT GARY!
This guy from The Witcher.
Wanna play gwent? Oh no it's metrosexual fruitcake Gary!
Love in it's purist form is Gary Busey's Lips
The great god gary is the god of manifestations! You may pay tributes of small bits of anything that you can retrieve but leave and put it back into the universe and paying it forward. Doing so raises your karma and increases your luck in manifesting what you really need or want.
Sam: hey bro you dropped a cigarette!
Joe: hey thanks. Im gunna just leave it for the great god gary"
Allie: hey did you hear about the radio contest for the 2 tickets to bubble bobble?
Jessica: oh my goodness i sure did im going to pray to the great god gary in hopes of winning! Ive been paying it forward so much recently there is no way we wont win.
A dater rape drug where one shot equals 30 beers
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