some Enemy At The Gates shit

In CoD or any other first person shooter when you get shot by or make a excellent sniper shot. It is declared 'some Enemy At The Gates shit' or 'some serious Enemy At The Gates shit'

guy 1; (after being killed by a near impossible sniper shot) Damn! that's some serious Enemy At The Gates shit
ElItESn1PeR23; (over head set) i just pwnd you n00b.

ElItE_Sn1PeR23; (after impossibly killing I_kill_you234) yeah! some Enemy At The Gates shit right there! I_kill_you234; (over head set) ah man fucking camping snipers!

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you look like a cow looking at a new gate

a look of lost bewilderment.

Jack: What are you looking at over there Jill? You just keep popping your head up over your cubicle staring into space..

Jill: huh?

Jack: You look like a cow looking at a new gate.

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Hot Dog down the Golden Gate Bridge

A man trying to have sex with an R.N.

Having sex with an R.N. is like, well, you might as well be the Golden Gate Bridge. It wont make it, that is, a hot dog down the Golden gate Bridge.

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In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?

An anti-windows slogan indicating the possibilities of open source software.

Linux Guy: "In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?"
Windows Guy: "**** you!" *slap*

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i could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate

Indication of being very hungry indeed.

'I'm so hungry, I could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate.'

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I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than

A phrase which is used to emphasise how much the speaker wishes not to do or take part in some activity, used as a response to a suggestion or request.

Comedic value is gained from the over emphasis of how much the person would not like to do said activity.

May have origins in a quote from the popular computer game "The Curse of Monkey Island" released on Windows 9x

Murray: You may call me ‘Murray’! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell – carrying your head on a pike!

I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than attend a Justin Bieber concert.

"I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”

The heroin junkie merry-go-'round:

Release from prison-back to using dope-re-arrest.

The addict's vicious cycle.

Johnny Threefingers: "Heard you're getting out of this craphole today."
Harry Hophead: "Pfft...well, I'll be back...you know me, man... ""I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”"

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