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when a person wipes his or her ass with a shard of glass thinking it's paper.
Ohhh man that was relieving...now let me just...oh shit. Omg why is my ass bleeding! Holy shit what did I just do? Aww man get me to a hospital I just glass-wiped myself.
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A rum and Diet Cola.
A drink for pussies.
That ass clown always orders a Vagina in a Glass from our bartender Tacho.
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When you have to squint to read something.
"I forgot my glasses at home and can't read this menu. Oh, it's ok I have my Chinese glasses with me! "
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When a girl gives a blowjob and the guy proceeds to repeatedly smack his balls into the girls eye sockets, thus giving her two raccoon-like eyes.
Girl 1: ...and then when he finished he told me he gave me raccoon glasses?
Girl 2: Have you looked in the mirror since then?
Girl 1: No, should I?
Girl 2: Dumb slut.
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to take shots or get drunk; to go out and drink alcohol
Hey, you tryna get glasses tonight?
Nah man I got glasses last week, I was fucked up!
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glasses for peaheads, on a normal person these glasses would look small, but no, there for peaheads.
peahead glasses are featured in camp rock.
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A phenomenon similar to The Glass Ceiling in which a woman is given more freedom to act sleazy or raunchy than a man of a similar stature.
I fucked two girls I picked up at the club without using a condom last night, and my open-relationship partner did the same, but our friends only called me a degenerate. Talk about The Glass Basement!
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