Noun; When a bitch don't clean her gooch and there is a mix of blood, shit and loose hairs.
Sometimes coupled with lice and/or crab flavoring.
It has a very dank smell, kind of like a mix of blood, shit, and yet again more shit on top of that.
Guy 1: "Hey, how was it with that fat bitch last night?
Guy 2: "I'm never being the Grenade man again, that bitch had gooch parmesan!
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A stock that consistently underperforms the S&P 500
My wifeβs boyfriend is taking the kids out for steak tonight but I canβt afford to go because my portfolio is full of Dusty Gooch
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The raging hard on that you get from deep within the gooch. Adds 3 to 5 inches of girth/length. Every male has these moments.
Dude, Carrie Underwood totally gives me a gooch boner.
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when you shave your gooch, the actual skin, into a trapezoid shape.. Then you let a german sherpherd rip your balls off.
So i got drunk and somehow got a gooch trapezoid.
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a type of cheese that has black dots in it that when melted creates a moist wrinkled looking cheese resembling a gooch
Looks like someone gave you some gooch cheese
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An unsavory homosexual who gets great pleasure from licking up gooch sweat in an equally unsavory man whose hygiene would be described as horrible at best.
Friend 1: Did you hear about Ryan last night?
Friend 2: No man, what happened?
Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and he and Kobe ended up in the same bed.
Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.
Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other's gooches.
Friend 2: That's disgusting... fucking gooch lickers.
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1. A bag which holds ones gooch.
2. A person who has no idea of anything.
He is such a gooch bag, he thinks that i actually eat my own gooch.
I forgot my gooch bag.
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