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jack said “hey mike wanna cone round mine and smoke the goose”
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A term used for someone that has finished something was ahead of time or before you, usually makes you angry.
"i have finished my French work early," said Krissy.
"Well aren't you just an eastern goose then!" Replies Neal.
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the act of giggling, chuckling, or any other variation of laughing in the midst of giving someone oral pleasure.
-"Did you hook up with Sarah last night?"
-"Yeah dude, she totally giggled my goose!"
-"I wish i could get my girlfriend to giggle the goose..."
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A rally for childfree women, based on the cartoon “Lady No Kids” who follows a goose to find her next adventure.
“I skipped my friend’s kid’s one year birthday to go to Spain. Blame it on the goose!”
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An Aussie saying for someone who does stupid shit and is just a dickhead in general. It is used similarly to the word “Shit cunt” which is also an Australian slang.
“Yeah, hes/shes a goose cunt” or “Yeah, he/she was acting like a goose cunt” etc.
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A very unattractive women in which one regularly has sexual relations with.
Guy 1: "Dude, why the fuck does Theresa keep grinning at you?"
Guy 2: "Because she's my snuggle goose."
Guy 1: "That's gross as fuck."
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A sexual act, performed by one female in the middle, surround by five males,
She has a penis in her vagina, her asshole, her mouth and one in each hand, and then proceeds to perform a flapping motion, like that of a goose in flight.
Both hands move up and down, her mouth moves up and down, and she thrusts forwards and backwards with her hips, performing a sex act on each penis.
'did you hear about (insert name here)'
'no what happened'
'The guys golden goosed her'
'SLUT'
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