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A rally for childfree women, based on the cartoon “Lady No Kids” who follows a goose to find her next adventure.
“I skipped my friend’s kid’s one year birthday to go to Spain. Blame it on the goose!”
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the male equivalent of a cougar; a bro late thirties and up who slays chicks in their twenties
Girl A: Who was that gray goose you dipped out with last night?
Girl B: Oh you mean the older guy? Yeah we boned like champs.
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A very unattractive women in which one regularly has sexual relations with.
Guy 1: "Dude, why the fuck does Theresa keep grinning at you?"
Guy 2: "Because she's my snuggle goose."
Guy 1: "That's gross as fuck."
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An Aussie saying for someone who does stupid shit and is just a dickhead in general. It is used similarly to the word “Shit cunt” which is also an Australian slang.
“Yeah, hes/shes a goose cunt” or “Yeah, he/she was acting like a goose cunt” etc.
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A sexual act, performed by one female in the middle, surround by five males,
She has a penis in her vagina, her asshole, her mouth and one in each hand, and then proceeds to perform a flapping motion, like that of a goose in flight.
Both hands move up and down, her mouth moves up and down, and she thrusts forwards and backwards with her hips, performing a sex act on each penis.
'did you hear about (insert name here)'
'no what happened'
'The guys golden goosed her'
'SLUT'
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to have the mic taken out of u. if someone was to impersonate you in a comedic way. to make fun of.
'youve been goosed'
'don't goose me'
'they are goosing him'
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Slim Shady went for the dunk..came up short and got the goose egg.
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