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If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.
I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.
A small town in illinois that’s barely a town, filled with mid whores and fat hicks that act like women. There’s not even a McDonald’s and the center of the townspeoples life is their beloved loves truck stop
Person 1: hey what should we do tonight
Person 2: well there’s not much to do in grant park so let’s sit in the loves parking lot and rev our trucks till our small penises are compensated for
A hoe that can't teach me shit in alegra
Duuuuuuddddee do you have Ms. Grant
No I have Ms. V
Some random guy: ahahaha Ms. Grant is divorced
A Rimjob preformed by The loser of a bet by someone shorter than 5’0” in lieu of paying a Benjamin To the winner.
Little Billy owed me a Benjamin but we Settled on an Ulysses S Grant instead
Olivia Grant is the sexiest beast around. she is a fine as hell human being. her beautiful brown hair and her beautiful brown eyes. you want to date her <3
Person 1: “Woah have you seen Olivia Grant lately!?!”
Person 2: “yes! shes as gorgeous as i can remember.”
a handsome young boy with an amazing cock and semen from god. He also has a cum jar, its his trophy of past relations
little boy: "man he's such a ty grant"
other boy: "I know right, with an amazing penis too"
Awards given for higher education of general dickery and dicking. Usually given to those who need it most (< 5 inches). Not to be confused with grants for real medical doctorates.
Louis got a penile grant for having such a small penis and for his continual search for the female orgasm.