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wen the girl asks to pick a bush, thn the man follows the girl into a bush in a park/dog park/private garden. and hav amazing but quiet sex. trying not to get caught.
'pick a bush i want to do it in the great outdoors'
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After you give your wife an Angry Dragon she bites your dick like a shark.
I asked my Wife if I could give her an Angry dragon. She said about a half hour later, "Sure, if I can give you a great white. I will bite your dick off if you try that!"
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A Pack/Heard/Group of Swamp Donkeys.
Eric: 1 swamp donkey 2 swamp donkey 3 swamp donkey...
Boo: Hey man its The Great Depression!!
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Another word orginated by kareem. Just means something possitive. If something good happens to you its a great look.
Cup soup for one cash is a good look.
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When a so called geezer pretends to be smashed but their clearly sober as a judge!
A: "here lads, is bagle pissed??"
B: "is he bollocks, only had 4 bottles. Being the great pretender again isn't he!"
A: "fucking wet lettuce"
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The highest honor for a cat to receive
In order for a cat to receive this title, they must meet the following two criteria;
1. Takes a pet like no problem
2. Not afraid at all
Person 1:*holding cat*
person 2 while petting cat: It takes a pet like no problem!
Person 1: yeah.
Person 2: Right?
Person 1: yeah.
Person 2: Not afraid at all! That's a great cat right there.
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