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The best looking reporter at the BBC. He has friends in high places and the best taste in women, if he could only pluck up the courage to ask Victoria (Cobra Starship) out on a date.
He's delicious.
"emo hair. Emo hair..thats what they call it in America." - Guy Ripley
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Wow, u are one hot guy man! You're all sweaty now!
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cursing someone to fall on the street!
siu sum pok guy!
(beware to fall down on the street!)
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an arrogant and conceited, athletically inclined dickhead (male) who thinks he is God's Gift to Women. Usually has a definitive walk/strut, stylish or ironic haircut and hits on an average of 5 girls at a time.
Ally: did you see that new guy? he's SO cute!
Bonnie: nah, stay away from him man, he's defs gonna be a popular guy!
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The funniest person on the internet.
Hey you, don't talk shit about danny, he really has tourettes, he died because an idiot had to get in a car accident with him. Danny deserves alittle tribute.
"Don't talk shit about total"
and
Pay the tourettes guy some respect
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A gorgeous guy who has a dick I want to ride on until I die.
Girl #1: Damn! Who's that hot guy over there?
Girl #2: I don't know. All I know is that I wanna bang his brains out.
Girl #1: Exactly what I was thinking!
*two girls high five each other*
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(noun) A patsy; a chump; a person who is left with the blame for a crime, oftentimes planned and premeditated by others prior, regardless of their involvement they are subject to and endure the punishment due others.
Born without much common sense Nikki made for the perfect fall guy in Rikki and his gang's next caper which was going to be a heist at the city's only jewelry store. Details aside, it would be a cakewalk, after the crew secured the plundered stones they'd just spin a yarn on old stupid Nikki that would have him stay behind to bear the brunt of their job. When the cops got there by the time they dealt with all his foolishness they would have extended time to get the fuck out of dodge.
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