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Third Hat

Having lots of background experience in a particular subject. Usually a term abused by ignorant and cocky fucktards.

As faggot ass Moy says:

"You gotta know your networking, how to hump a telephone pole, and feed a fish to a walrus... All I'm saying is that you have to wear your Third Hat... and I know you kids these days just don't have it."

"My son is a straight-A student in Notre Dame, he really flashes his third hat man."

"I think my cock is big because I'm wearing my Third Hat."

"Moy is a faggot."

by Negger March 5, 2004

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hat hole

An unreasonable person.

"Stop being such a hat hole, Victor"

by lsaero July 14, 2005

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Bowler Hatting

Ramming a mega dildo or fat cock at an angle up the wrongun of a woman so that a domed prolapse appears out of her clunge. This bordered by the piss flaps gives the appearance of a bowler hat.

Last night I caught my missis with her legs thrown over the back of her neck with a rolling pin up her ass bowler hatting in front of a mirror.

by scruffystuff September 21, 2011

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Mario Hat

A red dodge magnum. The shape and color of this model resemble the shape and color of the hat of the famous italian plumber, Mario.

Look, that dude is driving a mario hat.
Mario is wearing a dodge magnum.

by bigdaddy2047 April 16, 2008

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penguin hat

a hat that has a face to look like a penguin, often worn by really awesome people.

wow, that penguin hat is totally awesome

by oauihasdvsuhd; February 11, 2011

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Bum Hatting

To "bum hat" is to refer, promote or summarise oneself needlessly. This is mostly done by television where large proportions of low quality programmes will summarise and re-summarise what has happened previously before showing highlights of what is coming up. Thus a large proportion of the show will be full of "bum hatting".

Some websites do this also e.g. Running an article on the "ten most read articles" etc. and it is also worth noting that "best of" and "nostalgia" programmes on television are basically hour long "bum hatting" sessions.

Interestingly, "bum hatting" has nothing to do with 'Inspector Bum Hat', a character created by TV Critic Charlie Brooker, parodying television detective programmes.

"I like watching 'The Biggest Loser' but the amount of bum hatting is intolerable".

"Tonight's episode of Friends is on at 8pm but it's a best of and thus just bum hatting"

by mokershipping March 4, 2011

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cancer hat

item of headware so plain and uncool that the only reason for wearing it is to cover chemo ravaged hair

Man 1: you like this new hat i got?
Man 2: no
Man 1: why?
Man 2: it looks like a cancer hat

by super rogers July 23, 2006

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