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Stupid fucking white cracker who fucks all of his men and wishes he could touch girls. Dogshit at being mean but constantly tries. Never going to touch any puss.
Person 1: Woah a pedo!
Person 2: No it's just Hayden
Hayden is fucking annoying, he gets no bitches, and has awful rizz (we have proof). He constantly talks about girls, but gets none. He also loves skinny love, kinda ironic since he doesn't gets the second one. He is also one of the most insecure friends you will have and likes to put the blame on you.
#staysafe #avoidaHayden
He's got no bitches, he really is a bit of a Hayden
person 1 : looks theres hayden the fittest boy ever
person 2 : oh yh i want the the d from that guy, MEOW
I can't believe it, he...jesus
Guy 1: you are hayden
Guy 2: hayden is chaos
Hayden is the kind of person to only like dogs and not cats. Because Hayden might actually be a dog because he’s probably a furry.
“Yo Hayden” Hayden: “ *barks aggressively* “
Hayden is a person that will trick you into liking them. All the other definitions of Hayden are wrong. Hayden is from Australia, and he cannot be trusted (because australian people are crazy and upside-down). If a Hayden speaks to you, there is only one counter.
You: *Minding your own business*
Hayden: kangaroo
You: Shut the fuck up, Bitch.
Hayden: *Cries*
You: Victory
Commonly a male name, in which people who go by this name commonly associate themselves in the Furry Fandom.
"Woah! A tail? You don't have to be such a Hayden"