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A group of people that think they're so cool just because they're obsessed with triangles, horn-rimmed glasses and stupid outfits that make themselves look like a freaking hobo. They think that they're so induvidual just because they're ugly and have no lives. They also spend most of their day on the computer updating their blogs with entries such as "I'm listening to _______ by this awesome "hipster band" and drinking coffee from this small coffee shop down the street im soooo hIPSTER!!1!".
Hipster Guy: So you went to see the movie Avatar?
Hipster Girl: Yeah it was soooo cool how did you KNOW?!!
Hipster Guy: Well you blogged about it last week && you're wearing the 3D glasses with the lenses popped out
Hipster Girl: Wow you're so deep wanna go to the secondhand store and buy some new clothes, go get coffee and then blog about it?!!?!
Hipster Guy: Hella yeah! Let's go make fun of other people wearing hollister/abercrombie since theyre sooo not hipster like us!!
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Someone who often shops at thrift stores, plays random instruments such as the ukulele, and are often quite fashionable.
Woah, Emily Green is SUCH a hipster!
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a hipster is an existential being. in order to define hipster, one must be existential themselves. to be hipster is to be existential but to be existential is not to be hipster.
Kiley: there is neither no future nor past
Liam: therefore we cannot copy those before us and there is no one to imitate us
Franc: there to fore, we are original, we are hipster.
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1. a dilettante with consequential views on fashion
2. a white person on the L train between Union Square and Lorimer
hipsters are found in esoteric music venues jaw dropping to bad music
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the definition of a "Hipster" are a knock off brand name Scene kid. They lean up against brick walls and smoke only camel Turkish royals, and have shaggy mop headed hair styles, with skinny jeans so tight you'd imagine they would have dick. They listen to gay ass crab-core bands like attack attack and other scremo filth. They are always trying to give light shows and bring their Rave Gloves with them erywhere.
Alec: hey kevin?
Kevin: yeah bro-ku?
Alec: i think your a hipster dude.... im just sayin
Kevin: yo Nahh dude.
Alec: like for real dude...
Kevin: i know i am but shut up!
Alex: ^lol
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The only definition of a "hipster" is that he is a person who can stand on certain street corners in any foreign big city in the world and connect for pot or junk without knowing the language, it all makes you want to go back to America to Harry Truman's face.
As defined by Jack Kerouac in Desolation Angels (book two, part one, chapter seventeen)
whole gangs of mexican hipsters mill around, most of them with mustaches, all broke, quite a few of italian and cuban descent. some of them even write poetry, as i found later.
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