HOLY CRAP!

An exclamation of extreme surprise, or fear.

JapaneseDude:Holy Crap, it's GOOOOOOOOODZIIIIIIIILLLLAAAAAA!

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Holy water

Wet pussy that won't burn your dick with an STD.

My woman has that aquafina, that holy water. That's why I always hit it raw.

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Holy Vishnu

1.An explanation used to express amazement, suprise, or awe.

2. Also used to express dissapointment or anger.

1."Tommy just got his new bike!"

"Holy Vishnu!"

2. "I lost your necklace"

"Holy Vishnu, I can't believe you!"

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Holy Condom

The holiest condom in the know universe. Even the pope himself would fuck 12 girls doggy style while wearing it.

"Dude is that the pope fucking 12 girls doggy style behind the bar?"
"Yeah, he's wearing that Holy Condom, yanno the one that Jamielynn Spears forgot to use."

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houses of the holy

A song by Led Zeppelin.

I like the song Houses of the Holy. It's tight son.

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The Holy Trinity

The trio of the most powerful women in hiphop music. Nicki Minaj, Beyonce Knowles, Rihanna. This trio has slayed the chart since the beginning of their respective career.

Girl 1: do you like Nicki, Beyonce, or Rihanna?
Girl 2: I love the Holy Trinity!!

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Holy Fuck

A fuck so good, even Jesus appreciates that shit.
or
a form of extreme disgust or disapproval.

gf - holy fuck that was good.
bf - yup
or
gf- holy fuck, youre an idiot.
bf - stfu i didnt mean to

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