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When more than five people cuddle with the same blankets across all of them. This is usually during a cast party or hangout. Most times, there is no sexual relations during this cuddle and everybody is drunk or high. It is a sacred bond between friends.
Person 1: "Was the party crazy?"
Person 2: " Uhh, no. We just drank, smoked, and formed a human cuddlepede. It was a really chill night."
Person 1: "Gay."
Person 2: "This is why you weren't invited."
The type of person who rubs everyone the wrong way. A person who cannot show any compassion, caring, sympathy, or empathy towards living creatures. They do not consider how their words or actions affect others and will not listen to suggestions or constructive criticism. In short, an extremely rude person who does not care that they are rude.
My boss goes out of his way to make other people feel useless. None of my co-workers like him. He's human sandpaper.
A person that, when they're speaking or even when they're nearby, induces a deep sleep. This comatose state can only be overcome by the absence of the aforementioned person, but grogginess may linger. Do not operate a motor vehicle in the presence of human ambien.
<Name> from <Reality Television program> is so boring s/he is like human ambien!
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The amalgamation of saved toenail clipping, fingernail clippings, and sperm, also known as milk and rice.
"Now he is a weird one, but I know for sure Max WILL NEVER eat Human porridge.
When a bunch of guys get together and insert their dicks into each others butts, forming a "semen into my ass, whilst i ejaculate into this guy's ass" effect. Dildos are optional if the participants for whatever reason aren't male.
Man, that was one killer orgy last night. Did you see that human dickipede in the corner? Crazy...
When two gay men are trying to fuck each other in a way that both guys are rolling around together, desperately trying to get on top.
John- So, you wanna fuck me?
Billy- It's my turn to get some ass.
John- Not this time, dude!
John and Billy- (rolls around the floor)
Me- SHIT! It's the human tumbleweed!
The human hotbox is a way to smoke weed outside with 3 to 5 people while enjoying the benefits of indoor/in car hotboxing. The smokers all stand in a tight circle and put their heads down to create an area where the smoke will be contained. They then smoke either a bong, joint, or pipe and get zooted.
P1: "Yo man, we're going out to north beach to smoke some bud. We're going to human hotbox. You in?"
P2: "For sure, let's get zooted"