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bitches who find hot men wearing cowboy hats attractive
bitches: omg!! i think i might have a cowboy kink!!
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An answer to anything. No matter what context, no matter what question. But most importantly, it’s the answer to questions that don’t matter.
Frank: How do you feel about Joe Biden being president Gary?
Gary: Go Cowboys!
Hemorrhoids caused by the inevitable homosexual relations between male cowboys out on the range.
I gotta get off this horse, my cowboy beans are killing me.
Primarily a Colorado term refering to a gay man.
What a Keister Cowboy!
Someone who frequently acts as though they are in search of a weiner bc rodeo where they can ride weiners all day. ie. an asshole, kissass, or a slut
“Dude, Todd just told my manager I was late from my break. I swear he’s such a weiner cowboy.”
“Sheila really gets around, she’s a grade-A weiner cowboy.”
A pocket cowboy is smooth, confident and stylish - but second guesses every choice he makes. One drink starts the stride, but Jameson lets the bucking commence. On his down time he likes to focus on the arts like vintage soda advertisements. While he talks about traveling to Tokyo, he will name your plants, give them complex personalities, and daddy issues. Seemingly quiet, his mind reels with thoughts of Indie tracks that stream the soundtrack of his life.
“I just want to carry him around in my hip. He’s such a pocket cowboy.
An overpriced, massive, and gaudy pickup truck that is most often never used for any actual work by it's owner.
Dave: "Yeah, I just recently bought this Ford F-450 Platinum Mega-Hyper Deluxe Freedom Cheeseburger Edition for only $79,999.99 and got a 15-inch lift kit with some sick rims."
Jim: "That's a very nice cowboy costume Dave."