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A pocket cowboy is smooth, confident and stylish - but second guesses every choice he makes. One drink starts the stride, but Jameson lets the bucking commence. On his down time he likes to focus on the arts like vintage soda advertisements. While he talks about traveling to Tokyo, he will name your plants, give them complex personalities, and daddy issues. Seemingly quiet, his mind reels with thoughts of Indie tracks that stream the soundtrack of his life.
“I just want to carry him around in my hip. He’s such a pocket cowboy.
"your a Cowboy Hakujoudai and you should be ashamed" the preacher said to me
A pseudonym for chopping bitches like Jet Li, Bruce Lee, or Jackie Chan
"That lad gave it to his concubine harder than a Chinese cowboy "
"He and his team gave her the 'Chinese Cowboy"
An overpriced, massive, and gaudy pickup truck that is most often never used for any actual work by it's owner.
Dave: "Yeah, I just recently bought this Ford F-450 Platinum Mega-Hyper Deluxe Freedom Cheeseburger Edition for only $79,999.99 and got a 15-inch lift kit with some sick rims."
Jim: "That's a very nice cowboy costume Dave."
Someone who frequently acts as though they are in search of a weiner bc rodeo where they can ride weiners all day. ie. an asshole, kissass, or a slut
“Dude, Todd just told my manager I was late from my break. I swear he’s such a weiner cowboy.”
“Sheila really gets around, she’s a grade-A weiner cowboy.”
When you are not really about the ranching lifestyle (i.e. waking up at 4am, feeding the pigs, herding cattle, plowing the fields, etc.) but you love to wear and culturally appropriate the fashion.
April: What was Diplo wearing?!?! Was that a big belt buckle?
Matthew: That’s “Cowboy Drag.” He’s been doing it since Stagecoach!
a cowboy burger is when you take a shit between a milfs arse cheeks then clap them together screaming yeehaw as you jizz on her wrinkled forehead.
Me and my girl did the cowboy burger last night.