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certified ice cream sandwich

If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.

I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.

by Train 82 December 17, 2018


how in the bloody hell do you burn ice cream!?

wellhow do you do it?

-Gordon ramsey: HOW IN THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU BURN ICE CREAM!?

by irapeaarvarks54 May 06, 2024


Sparkle pocket shumday ice cream

The act of doing anal and penetrating through the uterus lining into the vagina , usually weakened from child birth. Finishing in her vagina and when you pull out you let her make a shit cum Sunday swirl on you or your surroundings.

Was smashing my missus back doors in and I broke through to her sparkle pocket , was so hot we came instantly . When I pulled out everything came out like a Sunday machine. Thus making a “sparkle pocket shumday Ice cream

by Bush_bog69 June 27, 2025


whole ice cream tub

whole ice cream tub......a personal problem that will require attention and indulgence

counsellor: man that's some girlfriend/boyfriend problem...that's a whole ice cream tub

by Joneeko March 17, 2020


ice-cream-in-the-cone

Golf parlance meaning an order to successfully make a crucial putt in order to save a good score on a hole

"C'mon Tiger! Put the ice-cream-in-the-cone!"

by the sieve August 22, 2009


Ice cream metal

A new term used to describe Harmless, Sappy, Half Growl / Half Singing music with a hard Musical Background .

Lacking any true Metal Lyrics ,Feel, look, Sound .

Baby metal is soft like ice cream , It's Ice Cream Metal

by Johnny Ketchup January 07, 2024


Ice Cream Cousins

When 2 heterosexual males and one female are involved in a three person sexual encounter and one of the heterosexual man's seman inadvertantly comes in contact with the second heterosexual man person. Often times this occurs when one of the males ejaculates prematurely onto the female.

Justin and I are Ice Cream Cousins. We were in a three way with Courtney and I blew it too soon on her thigh during an aggressive wank and before I could clean her off Justin put his hand in my load. So not cool

by sexual addiction October 14, 2010