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Brown's Law: As the actions of an individual become more absurd, lacking in common sense, or otherwise inexplicable, the probability that alcohol was involved approaches 1 (100%).
Invoking Brown's Law is often preceded by the phrase "Dude, hold me beer."
The scientific law maintaining that you can only do something not stupid for so long. Inferring that no matter how well things are going, something stupid is bound to happen.
Perry: "Jacob is doing really well so far..."
Nick: "Don't worry, he'll mess things up, it's Jacob's law."
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1) A phrase that refers to a game that has been taken over by UNC point guard Kendall Marshall.
2) A phrase referring to UNC point guard Kendall Marshall in general.
Examples:
1) Did you see that pass, looks like Marshall Law has been instituted in Chapel Hill tonight.
2) Marshall Law is playing a great game tonight.
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Whenever two (or more) groups of people are arguing, anywhere on the web (usenet, mailing lists, message boards, blogs, etc.), inevitably, someone on one side of the argument (regardless of age or gender) will compare the group on the other side to "those bitchy girls who made everyone's life hell in high school."
Additionally: When this happens, if the person who made this comparison is validated with tales of "just how mean the bitchy girls were to ME in high school," the argument is over, and the side making the comparison has lost.
Q: Oh yeah? You're just like the stuck-up bitches who wore Gap jeans and looked at me funny!
A: Snacky's Law strikes again.
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IT is an over weight, miserable woman,
related to Your husband.
IT is Someone who looks an awful lot like Your Monster In-Law.
IT is Someone who expects respect for no good reasons whatsoever.
IT is Someone who thinks She can say and do whateverthehell She wants, and get away with it.
IT is Someone who thinks she can have whatever She wants, especially rich married men (with children) who own businesses.
IT is Someone who wants You to have an abortion to make Herself feel better, because, the year before, She had one, and can't stand the thought of seeing a beautiful little newborn.
IT is Someone who has a really, really, realllllly bad snobby accent.
It was a Sunday night, in like 1998, There was a day off School the next day. So, on purpose We placed Our Children at a friend's house to go out to dinner with Hubbys family, knowing Sister-in-Law, AKA Home Wrecker, AKA Gold digger,AKA divorced3xLoser will be looking for FREE CHILD CARE for Monday and would have her kids with her at the Restaurant,with hopes to get a sleep over going at OUR HOUSE...Then, here weeeee go!! Hubby and I walk in (Childless,hahaha) to The Restaurant & Lisa starts screaming in a fit of rage...again...at her parents and everybody at the table "WHO'S GOING TO WATCH MY KIDS TOMORROW?!(((with a snobby acccent)))She sulked all night, was a B*tch to everyone, and She said, "PEOPLE NEED TO GROW UP". She wouldn't even look at Us the whole night.... It was WONDERFUL.
Summer 2001: Lisa is screaming in a fit of rage again... I NEED A CAR! Let me use Your wife's car! THIS IS MY WEEKEND!(((with a snobby accent)))
Way back when... It was 1995,I believe, after My Hubby's Brain Surgery: Lisa is screaming in a fit of rage...again! " YOU DON"T LOOOOVVVVVE MYYYYY BROTHERRRRRR! YOU DON"T DO ANYTHING FOR HIM. I LOVE MY BROTHER...(((With a snobby accent)))
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Used to describe someone who is "Lazy And Worthless"; usually a very stubborn and sleepy person at work.
"Dude, were you just sleeping at work?! You are such a Law"
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Also known as The Law of Sod, this term refers to the global phenomenon of how something will go wrong just exactly when one most wants it to go right.
One example of Sod's Law: After weeks of flat seas, the surf turns perfect the day you drop (and break) your surfboard while moving it out of storage.
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