Kill self

Meaning, take off all your clothes and run around the house naked like your a red head on drugs

John, “BRAD

Brad, “yeah John?”

John, “kill self”

Brad, “what the fuck”

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Self Smartification

The Wisdom and Brilliance that is the "AWESOME"

through self smartification our employees can improve higher brain function

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Self Suffocation

is what happens on very chilli nights when you are curled up in an air tight blanket and let go an extremely smelly fart

Self Suffocationl; For an example, eat a 500gram can of baked beans, wash down with a toxic drink, lock yourself in a room, fully cover yourself with a blanked and let the magic flow

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self love

To masterbate

Neal: did you get some pussy last night?
Bob: Hell no, it was all self love last night

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self-discovery

Masturbation.

I go on a journey of self-discovery every day -- it's good for my skin!

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Self-Injury

Intentionally hurting yourself for relief, comfort and/or pleasure. Such forms of SI include:

Cutting(mostly arms & legs)
Burning
Headbanging
Hitting
Hair pulling
Lip biting
Nail bitting
Needle Stabbing
Ice & Salt

Sally cuts herself therefore she is a self-injurer...

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Self Care

Self care is putting absurd amounts of Parmesan cheese on your spaghetti

Self care is important when going to any restaurant.

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