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The northern island of New Zealand, where everything cool is, oppose to the south island, where all there is, is mountains and rubble.
Mate, should I head down to the South Island, or stay in the north island?
Stay up here, nothing's exciting down there
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A land brought down from heaven into a lake situated between Seattle and Bellevue. This fantasy among subburban paradises is home to some of the most kind hearted and ebullient people i know. This 13 mile round, foot shaped island is also home to one of the 5 richest people in the world, Paul Allen, and Brad Pitt is proud to be an islander. Bill Gates lives in Medina, aka the land of the scary little peep who pop out of bushes if you try and go there. Mercer Island, an affluent society raises its children to become the next stars of America. The high school, praised by God himself, sends students to practically every Ivy-League school in america, can bellevue say that? No. The school also boasts state champion teams and KingoChamps anually. Sure football sucks but atleast Mercer Island isnt known for the best male butt tapping sport in the state.
My name is Taj, from far east and even i have heard of mercer island, where the beauties of the west are born. Suck my COCK Bellevue!
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aka, Strong Island, Schlong Island, Bong Highland, New York City's retarded little brother. Long Island's "Diversity" consists of Guidos, Guidettes, Jappy bitches, and Wiggas. The small percentage of minorities reside in impoverished neighborhoods such as Hempstead or Freeport, which rich white people tend avoid like the plague. It should be noted white folks will shit a brick (or move) if someone ethnic looking moves into their neighborhood. Typical L.I. hobbies include doing plenty of drugs, standing idly on street corners, driving around in a nice car doing drugs, and going to the city because long island is devoid of any form of entertainment. Those who do not live off their parents strive to get off Long Island. It may a nice for city dwellers to visit but a lousy place to live.
Being Born and Raised on Long Island I gotta say it sucks.
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AKA Garbage Dump.
Staten Island is a large garbage dump located South of Manhattan. All of the trash from Manhattan, Brooklyn, The Bronx, Queens, and some parts of New Jersey is transported there via the Staten Island Ferry, and dumped in a large pile in the center of the Island. This garbage then proceeds to rot, and can be smelled from the surrounding land masses.
The tribe of people that live there, known as Guidos, burrow into the piles of the garbage to form dwellings.
Martin: "What be that smell?"
Franklin: "Staten Island"
Martin: "Ew"
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First off im from staten island and im gettin pissed from all these people talking shit. Everybody says we try to act "hard core" go to the brooklyn defination the people there think there all tough.. i read one guy he's like BROOKLYN SELLS THE BEST CRACK.. and others saying brooklyn is the most realist hard core place around. i find this funny after all of them come to staten island in a matter of time.Im in brooklyn alot. what else can you do there besides mall or movies? the park?.staten island is creating a huge park that will be amazing with MANY things to do witch will be done in 2011.what you guys gonna say then?. Now for the comments with the cars and the "ghetto" kids and the "italians" hmm, I guess this is true or some of it.But its not our fault our "italian" parents moved here from brooklyn is it?for the cars. I see some rich kids showing off. but ONLY a few have those cars, and i bet there not theirs, and for people sayin that people from todt hill show off everything, well people its a RICH area houses are 1.2+ not thier faults.and i find it HALRIOUS people are hating on us because we dont have a train station that doesnt leave staten island. DONT BITCH TO US GO TO THE GOVERMENT OR SOME SHIT. Also why is it OK for a brooklyn kid to rap? but if someone in staten island does it they will get made fun of.And as for the eminem comment i saw. Look around kid every white kid from every state trys to be like him.and as for the weed comment, you dont know what your talking about all our dealers get there shit from BROOKLYN. whatever people just dont know what there talking about.
A. "your from staten island"
b. "yes."
A. "Man, you guys are wannabe's thugs and are rich italians"
b. "hmm, Have you ever even been here?"
A. "No, Im from pennsylvania i just here this stuff"
b. "Figures"
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I am new to the borough.. So far it has been okay. Quiet around were I live. I guess considered the Northern Part. There are some things that remind me of the South Bronx my old home. But hey so far so good...
Staten Island Peaceful home.
Or the like the girl from models in the bronx spelled it State Island.
White people "acting black" interesting to watch.
Good looking people.
Nice houses.
And yeah the Mall is what catches my eye on the weekends.
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Staten Island is the most southern point of NYC. The girls are hot, the trees are dank, the beef is real and the spots are hot...Shaolin Rep200420 ^
The only place in the world that you'll get a ticket for putting out your garbage on the wrong day- KOA 420 TA
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