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A Au Ford Driver who thinks his Taxi is the best car ever and compares it to God's like the r34gtr.
Look at that AU Ford Tool, he thinks he is so cool but it's just a Taxi with with FPV car seat covers.
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A triple Big Mac where the meat is cooked with crack cocaine so you can get high and fat at the same time.
"Can I have the Rob Ford Special?"
"Sure, can you please step to the side while you wait for your order. NEXT?"
"Would you like onions with your Rob Ford Special?"
"No thank you. But I would like a glass of gin and tonic. I'm thinking of walking down the streets of Toronto tonight."
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The Ford Lightning, the second fastest truck in the world (the Dodge Ram SRT-10 is the fastest as we all know). The Lightning is powered by a POS Ford 5.4L motor with a nice Eaton supercharger (God forbid Ford should make something fast without putting a supercharger on top). Lightning's are mainly garbage because they are made by Ford, and because the motor blows out after 70,000 miles. Predominatly owned by rednecks and white trash.
1. My Ford Lightning got whooped on the 1320 by SRT-10.
2. Hot damn! That little SRT-4 Peon just smoked my Ford Lightning!
3. I'm not going to Bitlo, My Ford Lightning will probably only run 14 flat. :o(
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adj. being in an extreme state of inebriation. Made famous by Toronto mayor Rob Ford's 2013 confession of having smoked crack while in a drunken stupour at some point the previous year.
1. I did have a number of drinks but I didn't get Rob Ford drunk.
2. FML!! I'm getting Rob Ford drunk tonight!
3. Did you see that guy strip naked and shoot heroin into his balls in the middle of the highway? I think he was Rob Ford drunk.
A Ford Bronco is for people with extremely small cocks. If you own a Ford Bronco, its proven over time that there will be no bitches for you and that your penis will shirk drastically over time.
You see how small his cock got? Probably cause he was driving his new Ford Bronco!
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A definition directly and only used towards one individual: *Ford Kineth Kemp*
Essentially only to make the person (being ford) look like a fuck face, because he is being one; usually to no one's suprise.
Person A: "Look at that picture of Ford playing Xbox; what a tool."
Person B: "Fuck ya Ford!!!"
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At a sports event
Person A: "Hey, check it out. Is that Ford on the flex cam? Is he really pulling his shirt up and kissing his muscles..."
Person B: "Fuck ya Ford!!!"
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When you ridin in the big truk u stick your dick in a hole out of the truk and get a awsom blowjob. usually happens at a trurkstop restroom. Then after u get good sex from the person giving the blowjob. But u dont know who is giving the good succ so the identy of the blower is hidden.
yo my nigger i just got ford f-350 and it was soo awsom. my dik is sore now.
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