italian class

im in it...... right now........ WHATS UP DHAR MANN FAM B).......... um anyway bye yall <3

im in italian class yea super cool

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Italian lightning

When someone sets fire to their property or business to collect the insurance money - arson. Usually with a belief of mafia involvement

Did you see the pizzaria burnt down. Business was bad, it must have been hit by Italian lightning

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fake italian

A Italian American to pretend to be Italian

Italian American guy:I am a real Italian because I eat pizza and spaghetti,have black hair and because I am 10% Italian
Italian guy:You're not Italian because being Italian is a matter of culture and language, can you speak Italian?
Italian American guy:hmm ...no
Italian guy:You are not italian,You are a FAKE ITALIAN

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Italian spooning

When a man and a woman sleep together and the man sleeps with his penis inside the woman's vagina.

Jeff: "Hey baby, are up for some Italian spooning tonight?"
Kelsey: "You can park it for the night hun."
Jeff: "Fuck yea!"

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Pittsburgh italian

A Native of Pittsburgh who decided that they would like to be perceived as an Italian despite having less than 30 percent italian heritage and some times no italian heritage at all.
-or a female native of Pittsburgh who has married and doesn't disclose her obvious Irish maiden name and has fair skin yet claims to have mafia ties because she is italian.
-or anyone in pittsburgh who would feel it would be cool to be like the Sopranos so they say they are italian

Married Man-1: my wife is a feisty deigo, she has that hot-blooded italian temper,and her family has mafia ties, I have to be nice to her.
Married Man-2: Oh...I thought that pale skinned blonde was your wife? she looks familiar what's her maiden name?
Married Man-1: yes that's her, her maiden name is O'Brien
Married Man-2: well that's an Irish name, She must be Pittsburgh Italian then!

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Italian Incest

when a person sleeps with his best friend's wife.

"Giovanni Salami was found dead this morning after having been caught in an Italian Incest affair."
"Franco's wife is so hot! Is she into Italian Incest?"
"I don't know how to say it in English so I'll show you with Italian Incest..."

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Italian interview

When you take a dump in a sweatsock and hit somebody in the genitals with it.

That guy totally disrespected my favorite comic writer at the panel. So I hit the douche with an Italian interview in front of 400 nerds. Shit-balls.

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